At just 80 calories for the whole bottle, youre going to want to stock up on these. As far as a green juice goes, its totally different, and the whole gang of ZPA NOMA drinks are actually classified as drinkable soups, not juices. Stick with us even though it sounds gross. Instead of an oddly sweet vegetal concoction, this shit is like drinking the finest green bloody mary mix known to
man betch. Plus, all the other flavors (like organic cucumber avocado fennel, organic tomato gazpacho, etc.) are savory and delicious.
If youre someone who still, for whatever reason, goes to Jamba Juice,
go finish the 8th grade getchu a Great Greens smoothie. A small will deliver three servings of veggies to your hungover body, including cucumber, kale, and spinach. Plus theres like, fiber and shit, so youll feel full and less likely to reach for a cheeseburger later.
Kale, apples, ginger, romaine, cucumber and more come together for this shit which isnt as sweet as other green juices. The $9 price tag may turn you off, but the lack of sugar, additives, and gagging make it a welcome addition to the list. Plus, its only got 130 calories and is 100% real juice.
This one from Juice Press blends celery, cucumber, kale, chard, and more for a really, really, really veggie-blasting drink. It may be a little extreme in taste (like, theres NO sweet factor), but its not bad and is only 70 calories, so…grab this.
If you just looooveeee the taste of veggies, grab this off the shelf. Apparently, Evolution Fresh were some of the first green juice makers, so theyre totally legit. Theres a lot of parsley and lemon in this one, though, so if youre not all about that herbal life, skip.
A 16 oz bottle of this shit has 140 calories and only 6 grams of sugar. It isnt super sweet, has cucumber and fennel which we fucking dig, and will help keep you full. Blessings.
If you crave sweetness to cut the chugging of green juices, opt for Odwalla. Yah, theres 36 grams of sugar, but you can blame the tropical pineapple, mango, and apple juices for that. Its also only 150 calories for the bottle, which, honestly, counts as a meal when Im struggling.